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Funny moments in AST
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| Lecter | Date: Monday, 2013-04-22, 15:41 | Message # 21 |
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| This is just a random chat with Boone. (I just couldnt miss an opportunity like that  )
<18:12:50> "AST|Aras": would you play arma in about 30 minutes?
<18:34:26> "AST|Booone (ARMA II)": i'd be up
<18:34:47> "AST|Booone (ARMA II)": would anyone be joining us?
<18:35:04> "AST|Aras": I do not know
<18:35:29> "AST|Booone (ARMA II)": how long do you have?
<18:37:17> "AST|Aras": Penis?
<18:37:34> "AST|Booone (ARMA II)": time, how many time have you?
<18:37:46> "AST|Aras": you mean how much time?
<18:37:56> "AST|Booone (ARMA II)": jesus christ, answer already
<18:38:27> "AST|Aras": Oh, Im not Jesus, you sent your message to wrong person.
<18:39:11> "AST|Aras": In this case, try praying... Maybe that guy doesnt use internet...
<18:39:17> Chat partner has closed the conversation
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house
,,Not a single chainsaw was given that day...''
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| Luis | Date: Monday, 2013-04-22, 18:36 | Message # 22 |
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| Lmao
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| Lecter | Date: Tuesday, 2013-05-07, 09:33 | Message # 23 |
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| Just couldnt help myself, I had to post this. Its just a simple conversation with Jack and I didnt even notice anything funny in process (well, maybe some typos and mild ignorance), but after I read all the chat, it really got to me. Conversation topics are just so amusingly related...
<12:08:37> "AST|Jack": whats up?
<12:08:48> "AST|Aras": reading stuff
<12:09:14> "AST|Jack": Hm... By the way are u studying Socialogy?
<12:09:32> "AST|Aras": its spelled sociology
<12:09:48> "AST|Jack": Ya okay, whats that dealt with?
<12:11:38> "AST|Jack": you have any idea about Electronics and COmmunication?
<12:11:39> "AST|Aras": Sociology is a social science, which focuses on various aspects of society with purpose to understand and explain
<12:11:50> "AST|Jack": you have any idea about Electronics and COmmunication?
<12:12:09> "AST|Aras": ...No, sociology has very little to do with hardware stuff...
<12:12:26> "AST|Jack": No I mean do u know anything about it?
<12:12:40> "AST|Aras": Not really...
<12:13:07> "AST|Jack": Ok , So you are gone be Socialistv ? :p\
<12:13:16> "AST|Jack": Socialist*
<12:13:21> "AST|Aras": ...no...
<12:13:27> "AST|Jack": Then?
<12:13:34> "AST|Aras": Im gonna be a SOCIOLOGIST
<12:13:47> "AST|Jack": Hmmm.... Okay i got it.
<12:13:56> "AST|Aras": I doubt it, but ok
<12:14:26> "AST|Jack": which university in lithuania? u study?
<12:14:49> "AST|Aras": Mykolo Romerio Universitetas (University of Mykolas Romeris)
<12:15:06> "AST|Jack": :O Great name
<12:15:31> "AST|Aras": Well, its just a university named after some guy...
<12:15:43> "AST|Jack": You still playing BF3?
<12:16:16> "AST|Aras": sometimes
<12:17:08> "AST|Jack": Ok I how u r friends call u ? Drago? Aras? Buzzard? Or..............................Or..................Marius Jovasis
<12:17:09> "AST|Jack": ?
<12:17:29> "AST|Jack": :P
<12:18:06> "AST|Aras": Im having troubles understanding what the hell are you writing sometimes... And right now its one of those times.
<12:18:36> "AST|Jack": how does friends call u ? Drago? Aras? Buzzard? Or..............................Or..................Marius Jovasis
<12:19:09> "AST|Aras": How do my friends call me? Ok, I get it now... They call me by my name, which is Marius.
<12:19:23> "AST|Jack": Okay Okay
<12:19:36> "AST|Jack": Your name seems CUTE
<12:19:48> "AST|Jack": ;-)
<12:20:02> "AST|Aras": What the...
<12:20:40> "AST|Jack": Anyway I am going to play dead island Riptide
<12:20:50> "AST|Jack": See ya
<12:21:03> "AST|Aras": ok
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house
,,Not a single chainsaw was given that day...''
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| Luis | Date: Tuesday, 2013-05-07, 12:20 | Message # 24 |
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| Lmao that does seem like Jack xD
Just love how the topic changes in a heart beat xD
Message edited by KingLuis123 - Tuesday, 2013-05-07, 12:47 |
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| Lecter | Date: Sunday, 2013-05-12, 14:44 | Message # 25 |
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| Its Jack again
<17:19:10> "AST|Aras": We will play in about an hour or so.
<17:19:27> "AST|Jack": Ya I know
<17:20:04> "AST|Aras": gutt
<17:20:45> "AST|Jack": ačiū
<17:20:56> "AST|Aras": Už ką?
<17:21:35> "AST|Jack": niekas
<17:22:52> "AST|Aras": ne ''niekas'', o nieką... Rašyt išmok.
<17:41:42> "AST|Jack": I give up
<17:41:57> "AST|Aras": Give up what?
<17:42:08> "AST|Jack": I cant translate anymore
<17:42:49> "AST|Aras": You were trying to translate those 5 words
<17:42:53> "AST|Aras": all this time?
<17:42:57> "AST|Jack": YEA
<17:43:15> "AST|Aras": Hahahaha... artistas...
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house
,,Not a single chainsaw was given that day...''
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| Raptor | Date: Thursday, 2013-05-16, 21:12 | Message # 26 |
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| In general a lot of these situations are really funny only if you experience them. When talking about it afterwards, a lot of the situation is simply lost.
Anyway I'll give it a try: Booone and me were playing DayZ. He was waiting outside a town with broken legs and I was on my way back to him with a bunch of collected medical stuff. Our dialog on TS3 was something like:
Booone: "Wait, I see a guy running here."
Rap: "You mean the guy running downhill towards the street chased by about 5 zombies?"
Booone: "Yeah exactly. I'm uphill. Just walk towards the direction where this guy came from and you'll find me."
Rap: "Ok......I just need to get rid of these 5 zombies" *running around a building and back uphill*
Booone: *???* "wait is that you?" *rofl*
"Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at."
Murphy's Laws of Combat #9
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| SAS_Fluffy | Date: Thursday, 2013-05-16, 21:51 | Message # 27 |
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| How about:
Booone, Raptor and I are assaulting a small camp which we have to cross a large open are to get to. Raptor is the AR.Booone has Raptor set up overlooking the camp. Booone and I drop our packs and run while trying not to get shot, and Raptor lays down fire with the LMG. After successfully clearing the camp, we find out Raptor had been shooting at us the whole time because he thought we were enemies.
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| Raptor | Date: Thursday, 2013-05-16, 23:53 | Message # 28 |
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| 1.) I did NOT receive any message that you are going to move towards the camp.
2.) I just fired a single burst towards you, 5 shoots maximum.
3.) Actually Booone ordered me to shoot you and make it look like an accident, but that's secret 
"Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at."
Murphy's Laws of Combat #9
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| ShadowManu | Date: Friday, 2013-05-17, 21:41 | Message # 29 |
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| Quote (Raptor) I just fired a single burst towards you, 5 shoots maximum.
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| Raptor | Date: Thursday, 2013-05-30, 05:50 | Message # 30 |
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| So since Fluffy started this: we were playing Arma2 on kinda RPG map. After we horrible failed to run our own drug ring, we managed somehow to get a tank. Fluffy was driving...downhill...with 170 kilometers per hour..the result can be seen here
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B3loWLn_xlTndTZjckNoVzVjQmc/edit
"Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at."
Murphy's Laws of Combat #9
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